Was Epicureanism the ancient Liberal brain rot?

Against Post-Modernism and Sleazy Academics

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_School_of_Athens

In 306 BCE a 35 year-old philosopher bought a piece of land to establish his own school just down the road from Plato’s thriving Academy, forty years after the old Plato passed away. Indeed, Plato might have rolled in his grave if he knew what Epicurus was teaching so close to home.

Plato teaches of a un…